The Top Ten Dingus Dog Breeds Of All Time

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

February 22, 2016

As we learned at The 140th Westminster Dog show lots of different dogs can be dinguses, but there are some pups eat, sleep, breathe and slobber dingus.


Here are our Top Ten most surefire adorkable dogs in the canine kingdom.

1. Vizlas

These pups are all dingus all the time.


Their jowls are in a constant battle with their teeth, and their teeth usually win.


Also, true to dingus form, they just don’t know what to do with all those limbs! Look at this lil Dingus Burrito Bowl


2. Siberian Husky
These guys are the Pokemon of dinguses. They start out as little Dingy’s.

Evolve into Dingles…

Before they reach their final form: THE MIGHTY DINGUS!


Not only do these danguses have their tongue out more than Miley Cyrus trying Willy Wonka’s Lickable Wallpaper.


3. Italian Greyhound

You can make a case that these pups are Dingus Royalty with one Vine:

And if Huskies are the Miley Cyrus’ of the K-9 Kingdom, the Italian Greyhounds are the Gene Simmons’.


Tongues are the only thing that makes a dog a dingus. Toothy smiles also do the trick:


As does having the ideal body type for turtleneck sweaters.


4. Chinese Crested

The Chinese Crested is so much more than the breed that has one the most Ugly Dog Contests, it’s also just one of the biggest all around Dinguses. Just look at this modern dancing Dingus:


Or this Dingee who can’t WAIT to watch Eraserhead again


Not convinced? Maybe this video of Dancing Nathan doing the Cupid Shuffle will convince you? CAUTION: WATCHING THIS VIDEO MAY TURN YOU INTO A DINGUS!


5. Corgi

Corgi and Dingus go together like peanut butter and jelly. They twerk like a dingus:

They represent dingus from head…


to rump!

6. Boxer

Boxer’s are truly all things Dingus. They derp with the best of ’em,


spaz with the best of ’em,


and generally out-dingus the rest of ’em!


7. Chihuahua

This breed was originally just going to be called: The Dingus. Take to the internet and you can easily see why. Chihuahuas can’t fall asleep without dingin’ out hard core.


They also thing really they are good at selfies.


8. Mutt

Mix two breeds together and what do you get? Super dinguses. Like Darwin-style-next-level-we-have-evolved-dinguses. I mean, just check out Ug from Britain:

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9. Bernese Mountain Dog

Feel The Bern with these Bernese Mountain Dinguses


10. Boston Terrier

First of all…this:


Honestly, these guys can’t move without looking like complete dinguses!


Keep up the good work, dingae!

Featured image via Funny Pica

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

February 22, 2016