15 Famous People Who Have A Soft Spot For Wieners

Behind many famous faces, from the Queen of England to the Old Hollywood glamouratti, there's always a small wiener. These classic photos prove that if you want to be powerful and glamorous, you might want to find yourself a Dachshund. 1. Archie cuddling up to dad Andy Warhol. Sometimes wieners are the best muses. [caption id="attachment_32702" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via J Falkner Image via J Falkner[/caption] 2. Clown and mom Brigitte Bardot. "La vie avec un petit weenie est belle." [caption id="attachment_32708" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Cut Cut Paste Image via Cut Cut Paste[/caption] 3. Jezebel stealing the spotlight from her father, Cole Porter. Leave it to a doxie to put the D in Dapper. [caption id="attachment_32712" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Dachshund Vintage Parade Image via Dachshund Vintage Parade[/caption] 4. Blakie napping on dad John Wayne. "My doxie's so large, this town ain't big enough for the two of us." [caption id="attachment_32718" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via History and Headlines Image via History and Headlines[/caption] 5. Kurtze Beiner (which roughly translated, means "short legs" in German) posing with dad Marlon Brando. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse...but the doxie's not going anywhere." [caption id="attachment_32720" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Pinterest Image via I Love Dachshunds[/caption] 6. Baby and Boopshem giving their mom Joan Crawford some ruv. Bathing beauties always seem to attract the best wieners... [caption id="attachment_32723" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Critter Corner Image via Classic Cinema Images[/caption] 7. Red checking up on dad Clint Eastwood. "Go ahead little weenie. Make my day." [caption id="attachment_32719" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Pinterest Image via Examiner[/caption] 8. Dyna at a movie premiere with her dad, Gary Cooper. "It takes more than big, broad shoulders to make a man; you also need a small wiener" [caption id="attachment_32726" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Pretty Pretty Image via Pretty Pretty[/caption] 9. Boysie and mom, New York City socialite Brooke Astor. A wiener looks good with every outfit. [caption id="attachment_32728" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Sotheby's Image via Sotheby's[/caption] 10. Ozzy and dad George Harrison. All you need is [Doxie] love. [caption id="attachment_32729" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via XRT Image via XRT[/caption] 11. Einstein, whose favorite doxie was named Chico (not pictured). "E=MC... can I go home and play with my weenie now?" [caption id="attachment_32731" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Pinterest Image via Calicorichie[/caption] 12. Queen Elizabeth II of England, who has a few doxies and even breeds her own doxie/ corgi mixes. This is probably either Candy or Vulcan. We all know who really runs England. [caption id="attachment_32733" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via NPG Image via NPG[/caption] 13. Minnie watching dad E.B. White work. "What's that? I should call my book Charlotte's Web? Well if you insist little buddy..." [caption id="attachment_32734" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Wall Street Journal Image via Wall Street Journal[/caption] 14. Portrait of Fortune and pup parent Napoleon Bonaparte. No surprises there. [caption id="attachment_32737" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Moby Picture Image via Moby Picture[/caption] 15. Commissioner (and his German Pointer brother) with dad Clark Gable. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a Dachshund." [caption id="attachment_32738" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Image via Pinterest Image via Dear Mr. Gable[/caption] Know any other famous hoomans owned by their wieners? Let us know in the comments! :)
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Hope Bobbitt

7 years ago

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