15 Times Hot Dogs Made Us Feel Unworthy

Reviewed by Dr. Katy Nelson

March 17, 2016

Sometimes we see a dog that just takes our breath away, we don’t know how mother nature could procure such creatures, but she did, and they know it. And they don’t give two sh-ts about the rest us.

Here are 15 such specimens that will leave you breathless and wondering why you weren’t graced with such amazing genetics.

1. I woke up like this. Every. Day.


2. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was supposed to be paying attention to the noises coming out of your weird face-snout.

german shepherd

3. You are, quite literally, beneath me.


4. Hold up. Wait. Just checking. Do we care? 
Nope. No, we most certainly do not.


5. Oh no, you did NOT just whistle at me.

too majestic pug

6. The Most Interesting Dog in the World: I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s sparkling toilet water.

old dog

7. Yes. Basking in my own magnificence–Nevermind. That was a fart.

dog bask

8. If I could raise my head any higher to prove my utter disgust in you, I would.


9. Aaaaaaaay…I don’t have any thumbs.


10. Personal spotlight finds me wherever I go. That’s just what happens when you’re as big a deal as I am.


11. That’s RIGHT my eyes are two different colors. The better to NOT see you with.

Siberian Husky bi-eyed Flickr.jpg

12. Me bow to you? Never!  Wait.


13. You should be so lucky as to collect more than one drop of my precious slobber.


14. I’d like to say I care, but I don’t… and I never will.


15. Sometimes the universe speaks to me and tells me that we are all one. Therefore, I eat my poop.



Featured image via @chloetheminifrenchie/Instagram

Reviewed by Dr. Katy Nelson

March 17, 2016