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15 Incidents That Prove Dogs Are The Worst Gardeners in the Universe

Written by: Brandon Rhoads

October 29, 2014

When harvest season arrives, the urge to dig your hands into the soil and nurture the earth can be uncontrollable. Apparently for dogs, too, since we found so many pups who got their paws dirty messing in their parents gardens or with their favorite houseplants.

Here are 15 pups who learned there’s a reason we call it a green thumb, and NOT a green paw.

1. “Next time, say something BEFORE I start working.”

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2. “I saw it on Animal Planet.” #BlameTelevision

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3. “It’s not my fault my stick was hiding underneath the leaves.”

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4. “Where did you put MY TOY?!”

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5. “If you gave me my own pot, I wouldn’t have to steal yours.” #SunshineMakesMeGrow

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6. “The plant tagged me first.”

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7. MOM: “Do you understand what you did wrong?”

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8. “Wait, I can’t see. This is the GARDEN? I thought I was in the kitchen.”

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9. “I saw a good thing and went for it.” #MmmmmmmStrawberries

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10. “I told you there’s no such thing as zombies!”

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11. “The treasure map said to dig here.”

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12. “Flowers? This mud is great on my pores.”

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13. “I din’t know my own strengf.”

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14. “So I said, ‘Keep walking’!’ And the plant was like, ‘Why don’t you make me!’ Then I was all, RAWR!”

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15. “You shoulda let us go to tha pumpkin patch with the tiny hoomans.”

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It is the harvest season. Maybe we’ll let this last one slide.

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Written by: Brandon Rhoads

October 29, 2014