2. "Don't you know I'm the good boy by now?"
3. "Can you add peanut butter to the grocery list?"
4. "Isn't this little bed you got too small for you?"
5. "Where did the ball go?"
6. "That smells delicious. What is that?"
7. "Can we have bacon for breakfast?"
8. "How come those tiny funny-looking dogs with extra long tails are always in a bad mood?"
9. "Can we adopt a pet squirrel?"
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10. "Why do leave me all alone every day? I just want to love you."
11. "What happened to your tail?"
12. "Could you just share one sock with me please? You have so many."
13. "I'm so sad. What is the point of this plastic torture device?"
14. "Walkies?"
15. "Why do you keep taking back the toys you give me!?"
16. "Where did the grass go?"
17. "You're welcome. You couldn't live without me, could you?"
18. "Will you love me forever?"
