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21 Dogs Who Are NOT Ready For Their Closeups

Written by: Nicole Zalat

January 14, 2015

If you’re one of those humans who looks good in photos, congratulations. Must be nice.

The rest of us have to deal with the paralyzing anxiety that the words, “Let’s take a picture!” can induce. Group pictures are especially horrible, because then you know you’ll stick out in a sea of smiles as the derpiest of the bunch.

These dogs feel our pain. Here are 21 dogs who are seriously not ready for a closeup.

1 and 2. There is zero that can be done to rectify the derp on this face.

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via Awkward Family Photos

3. “I regret the day you decided I was part of this family.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

4. “HOW ARE YOU SO CALM! NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM!”

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via Acid Cow

5. “This is my smiley face.”

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via Art’s Photography

6. “Where’s my halo? YOU FORGOT MY HALO.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

7. “Before you ask, yes, we have the same hairdresser.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

8. “I stay because he feeds me steak every once in a while. Otherwise I’d quit him so hard.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

9. “I hate everything right now.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

10. This is what the internet was made for.

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11. “Is it too late to be unadopted?”

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via Awkward Family Photos

12 and 13. “I said. NO. PICTURES.”

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via Rover

14, 15, and 16. “WE DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE HUMANS.”

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via Awkward Family Photos

17. “I’m going to Photoshop myself out of this one later.”

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via pixgood

18. “For once I’d like to be a normal dog and wrap myself in cat poop and filth. Is that alright with you, Susan?”

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via Awkward Family Photos

19 and 20. “Maybe if I shut my eyes hard enough I can pretend I’m not part of this family.”

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via Pinterest

21. Yep, this one’s going into the family album.

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via Imgur

Featured image via Rover

Written by: Nicole Zalat

January 14, 2015

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