via Casie Zalud2. "Honey. We need to talk about your phone bill."
via Imgur3. "Are you sure that's office attire?"
via Imgur4. "We back paw cross. It's the Corgi way."
via Pinterest5. "You hun-gray?" *higher pitched* "Can I cook ya something?"
via All Posters7. "Dayummmn, look at that tail."
via Celiasue8. "Where do you think you're going? There's still the minor issue of walkies to discuss."
via Instagram9. I bet you Kate Moss doesn't have a mini marble statue of herself...come to think of it, she probably does.
via Instagram10. "What are you lookin' at hooman? Dis is my chair."
via Instagram11. Disapproving puppy knows that you farted in front of your friends and blamed it on the dog. For shame.
via Daily Mail13. "Real ladies cross their paws."
via CCPRC14. "Hey guuuuuurl. You ready for our Netflix night? Anything with a Hemsworth in it."
via Instagram15. "I'll have a Bacontini...shaken, not stirred darling."
via Instagram16. Moody black and white - check. Nonchalant look to the side - check.. Perfect paw to arm cross ratio - check. Paw-cross score? Pawfect 10.
via Instagram17. "Oh Mah Dawg. He said what to you?! Let's go pee on his leg."
via Instagram18."Mah back-paw cross is better than your front paw cross any day!"
via Instagram19. "What?! No. I definitely saw the hooman child eating out of the bin. I've just been sitting here, minding my own business, like, all day."
via Funny Junk20. "Look hooman, I ruv you but you've told that joke, like, a million times. And it's still not funny."
via Instagram21. "NAILED IT."
via Instagram22. Certificate for being really, really, ridiculously, good-looking goes to this pup.
via Pawsome Dogs23. Exasperated or possessed? You decide.
via Instagram24. "BESTIES PAW CROSS FUREVER!"