1. “Great. Less couch space for me.”
2. “I object!”
3. “So you take us into a field and don’t throw any balls???”
4. “I can’t wait to NOT forever hold my pee peace about this.”
5. “It’s great you guys found true love BUT WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THESE LEAVES?!”
6. “What’s the point of licking a face if there’s no peanut butter on it? Stop it.”
7. “I’m not even a Shar Pei. This is just my ‘over it’ face.”
8. This is perfect…if you like digging through dog poop for your lost ring.
9. “I’m hiding behind this bush because I don’t want to be seen with you two in public.”
10. “Yes, we get it. Love. Get a room.”
11. “Save us. Please. Save us.”
12. “I’m done. I’m so over this.”
13. “I can’t see you basics with these shades on. #Swerve”
14. “STAHP, humans! No, really — stop.”
15. “I’m Photoshopping myself out of these.”
16. “I HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.”
17. “There is not enough bacon in the world to get me through this.”
18. “Nope.”
19. “Oh, for Dog’s sake.”
20. “Guess how many pups I give. Here’s a hint: NONE.”
