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16 Problems Only Humongous Dogs Understand

Written by: Nicole Zalat

December 3, 2014

Let’s face it: it’s a small dog world. All the cute outfits are made for tiny pups, most treats don’t come in jumbo sizes, and the chances of getting to live in a swanky apartment are slimmer if you’re in the Big Dogs Club.

Here are 16 problems only huge dogs understand.

1. My humans hide my treats and get upset when I can reach them anyway.

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2. Tiny dogs get away with behavior I never could.

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3. Nothing ever fits properly. Am I a Large or an XL?

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4. You can’t ever get your entire body into a selfie. And the human won’t let you use his selfie stick.

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5. The Clifford jokes. The dogdamn Clifford jokes.

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6. Everyone wants to play rough when you just want to chill.

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7. Humans never let me sit on their laps anymore.

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8. Even old people laugh at me when I try to park my booty in a chair.

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9. Everyone comes to you for hugs…

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10. …but no one ever gives you a proper one. Weak hoomans.

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11. There are never enough treats. And they’re usually too small.

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12. People always call me a “big a** dog.”

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13. An ice cream cone only lasts two licks.

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14. You suffer the indignity of having your parts handled by a stranger because your parents outsource your baths instead of washing you in the sink like a small dog.

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15. People run away when I run up to them.

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16. You’re always one of two things for Halloween: Clifford or a sad lion.

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Written by: Nicole Zalat

December 3, 2014