16 Problems Only Humongous Dogs Understand

Let's face it: it's a small dog world. All the cute outfits are made for tiny pups, most treats don't come in jumbo sizes, and the chances of getting to live in a swanky apartment are slimmer if you're in the Big Dogs Club. Here are 16 problems only huge dogs understand. 1. My humans hide my treats and get upset when I can reach them anyway. [caption id="attachment_29285" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Imgur via Imgur[/caption] 2. Tiny dogs get away with behavior I never could. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="640"] via Giphy[/caption] 3. Nothing ever fits properly. Am I a Large or an XL? [caption id="attachment_29255" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Flickr via Flickr[/caption] 4. You can't ever get your entire body into a selfie. And the human won't let you use his selfie stick. [caption id="attachment_29272" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Tumblr via Tumblr[/caption] 5. The Clifford jokes. The dogdamn Clifford jokes. [caption id="attachment_29269" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via imgfave via imgfave[/caption] 6. Everyone wants to play rough when you just want to chill. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="570"] via HuffPo[/caption] 7. Humans never let me sit on their laps anymore. [caption id="attachment_29283" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via via[/caption] 8. Even old people laugh at me when I try to park my booty in a chair. [caption id="attachment_29284" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via tickld via tickld[/caption] 9. Everyone comes to you for hugs... [caption id="attachment_29311" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Jokeroo via Jokeroo[/caption] 10. ...but no one ever gives you a proper one. Weak hoomans. [caption id="attachment_29310" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Jokeroo via Jokeroo[/caption] 11. There are never enough treats. And they're usually too small. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="640"] via Giphy[/caption] 12. People always call me a "big a** dog." [caption id="attachment_29308" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Pink Blue Loves Cute via Pink Blue Loves Cute[/caption] 13. An ice cream cone only lasts two licks. [caption id="attachment_29305" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Getty Images via Getty Images[/caption] 14. You suffer the indignity of having your parts handled by a stranger because your parents outsource your baths instead of washing you in the sink like a small dog. [caption id="attachment_29303" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Tumblr via Tumblr[/caption] 15. People run away when I run up to them. [caption id="attachment_29300" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via LaughGroup via LaughGroup[/caption] 16. You're always one of two things for Halloween: Clifford or a sad lion. [caption id="attachment_29289" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Ali Express via Ali Express[/caption]

Nicole Zalat

7 years ago

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