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15 Reasons Why Bullies Are The Wrinkly Best Friends You Never Knew You Needed

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

April 26, 2016

Slobber, underbites, and stinky folds aren’t usually the epitome of the word beautiful, but we like to think otherwise. Sure they’re constantly surrounded by a fart cloud, but still, they’ll never let you down. Here’s a celebratory list of the top reasons we really think bullies are our eternal, beautiful friends. Folds and all.

1. They got jokes. #spicerackanyone

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2. They’re always on their best behavior on Pupchat. #noscreenshottingbutter #iseeyou

3. They share our sentiments about mornings.

4. Are not afraid to laugh at themselves. (Internally.)

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5. Squished faces make for optimum banana holders.

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6. They’re never spoiled. Ever.

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7. And totes dapper.

8. They love to help in the kitchen.

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9. And the laundry.

10. They never, ever fart. Especially when you’re close to their butt. *toot*

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11. You can always count on them to be honest about your outfit selections.

12. And they always follow directions.

13. And keep their parties low-key.

14. Plus, Bully decorating skills are on fleek.

15. Just like their unpacking skills.

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Whatever your beauty, we love you, Bullies!

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

April 26, 2016

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