People who say, "Aww, he/she's just a puppy, he/she doesn't know any better," prepare to have your minds wrecked. These two little squinkybutts are not
just puppies -- they are evil masterminds plotting to take over dog beds and human hearts all over the world with their yappy little barks and squirmy booties.
And the poor Chihuahua they successfully dethrone is you when you finally decide to get up and turn off the alarm in the morning, and there is nothing but hatred coursing through your veins. "ALRIGHT, I'M UP, I'M UP!"
h/t Kyoot Animals