Legend has it the very first puppy in existence was the naughtiest, most troublesome thing to walk the earth. Researchers later discovered it was because its humans physically could not remain mad at it, and the dog therefore went undisciplined. Today, we attribute this to a phenomenon known only as “puppy dog eyes.” And it seems that history is repeating itself.
For example: “Hey, NO! NO! STOP!” became…
“Enough with th–awww, it’s cool.”
May your resolve remain forever intact. (It won’t.)