7 Hilarious Poems A Dog Would Pen For Their Human

If you've ever wondered what your dogs are thinking, Francesco Marciuliano has the insider info on dogs thoughts. And it's all penned in this seriously brilliant book of poetry, "I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems By Dogs." [caption id="attachment_34643" align="alignnone" width="1425"]Image via Barnes and Noble Image via Barnes and Noble[/caption] Marciuliano does an awesome job of perfectly capturing the emotions that dogs would love to convey to us, but have only their eyes, waggety tails, and their barking to do so. So here are the greeting cards featuring excerpts from Marciuliano's book: 1. "When you trick me in to the car." #SoBetrayed [caption id="attachment_34632" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Dan Hunter Image via Dan Hunter[/caption] 2. "When I try my very best to get my hooman laid." [caption id="attachment_34630" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Frankie Goes To Work Image via Frankie Goes To Work[/caption] 3. "When I'm truly amazed by that pawson who does my every bidding." [caption id="attachment_34634" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Weird Wiener Image via Weird Wiener[/caption] 4. "When you leave me alone and I feel oh so lost." [caption id="attachment_34633" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Dingo a Day Image via Dingo a Day[/caption] 5. "When we go out for us time and I realize how much you must love me." [caption id="attachment_34635" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Brownie Doge Image via Brownie Doge[/caption] 6. "When my hooman doesn't let me run around in mah birthday suit." #Whyyyyyyyyyyyy [caption id="attachment_34631" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Donut Meister Image via Donut Meister[/caption] 7. "When I want to play because ALL THE TIME IS MY TIME [caption id="attachment_34638" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Melanie Travis Image via Melanie Travis[/caption]

Hope Bobbitt

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