Cats Try To Steal The Title Of “Man’s Best Friend” And Fail

Written by: Zoe Costello

July 9, 2015

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA.

Buzzfeed, you’re cool. You make my insomnia more bearable, and without you, I would never know which Game of Thrones dragon I am most like. I love that about you Buzzfeed, I do. But honey… honey, what is this??

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No offense to cats. I mean they’re cool. Apparently. I wouldn’t know. I’m allergic …to jerks. Just kidding. I’m allergic to their dander. Their jerky dander.

I’m sorry. Cats are cool, too. I’ve never seen a video of cat welcome a soldier home from war, but you know, whatever, they play a piano really funny.

Truth be told, these cats look pretty dope. But it’s gonna take a lot more than fetching a ball, and gnawing on a paw to earn the title “mans best friend.” Mmkay?

Also, what is happening here?

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Is that a cat sucking on it’s “best friends” ear??
…I rest my case.


Written by: Zoe Costello

July 9, 2015