Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA.
Buzzfeed, you’re cool. You make my insomnia more bearable, and without you, I would never know which Game of Thrones dragon I am most like. I love that about you Buzzfeed, I do. But honey… honey, what is this??
No offense to cats. I mean they’re cool. Apparently. I wouldn’t know. I’m allergic …to jerks. Just kidding. I’m allergic to their dander. Their jerky dander.
I’m sorry. Cats are cool, too. I’ve never seen a video of cat welcome a soldier home from war, but you know, whatever, they play a piano really funny.
Truth be told, these cats look pretty dope. But it’s gonna take a lot more than fetching a ball, and gnawing on a paw to earn the title “mans best friend.” Mmkay?
…I rest my case.