Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, or low of humor. Enjoy!
Keeping on trend with butt-themed dog videos, (yah, it’s a trend, deal with it. Don’t hate us, ’cause you anus) I give you this awe-inspiring, motivational queef speech:
