The World’s Most Interesting Weiner Shares His Deepest Secrets In Tell-All Memoir

Written by: Zoe Costello

November 5, 2015

The wait is over, boys and squirrels! The world’s most interesting weenie has finally written an autobiography. Upon the insistence of his clamoring fans, Crusoe, the miniature Dachshund has written a book; Crusoe, the Celebrity Dachshund: Adventures of the Wiener Dog Extraordinaire. Well, his hooman, Ryan Beauchesne, actually wrote the book, but the point of view is all Crusoe, and from where Crusoe stands, the view is pretty wagnificent indeed!


For those of you living under a rock, Crusoe is a miniature Dachshund whose blog, vine, facebook, and Instagram have skyrocketed him to Internet superstardom! Crusoe, along with his half-brother Oakley, assume the pawsition for dozens of various alter egos. You may have seen his work as the devastatingly handsome, albeit corrupt cop:

Or the time he starred as Batdog and totally emasculated Christian Bale:

Or, when Crusoe and his half-brother, Oakley were two smokin’ firefighters just doing their job, saving the day:

You’ll see ridiculously adorable pictures, and read adorably ridiculous stories about all the classic Crusoe characters, as Crusoe himself explains in his Introduction:

Alongside my celebrity status, I also have an impressive resume with such prestigious titles as BATDOG, captain, chef, doctor, expedition leader, pilot, intrepid adventurer, accountant of the highest designation, world traveler, womanizer, and many more.

You’ll also meet a whole new cast of Crusoe characters, like Crusoe the psychiatrist, Crusoe the pilot, Crusoe the sushi chef. You’ll join Crusoe on glamorous vacations across the country and in the Bahamas. You’ll even get secret recipes from chef Crusoe, like Apple Bacon Pie, and Steak à la Squirrel and Sweet Potatoes! All this and so, so much more!

speedo crusoe

When Crusoe isn’t seducing supermodels, traveling the globe (then saving it) and setting world records, he’s having fun with his friends and family, which are some of the best parts of his book.

doodle crusoe

Crusoe’s going on tour to promote his new book. Keep checking back to see what other adventures his tremendous fame will send his way. Fetch your own copy over at!

Featured image via Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund

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Written by: Zoe Costello

November 5, 2015

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