10 Of The Doofiest Dinguses Of Westminster 2016

We went to Westminster’s 140th Annual Dog Show and it was chock full of white people dinguses!

Not all of you may know this, but we at BarkPost are big dingu-philes. We know (and love) a dingus when we see one, and here’s how we knew these 10 Westminster Show Dogs were less fancy-schmancy and more derpy-schmerpy.

1. Leonberger
Duh. Bro cared more about stuffing face than getting placed. Who can be bothered to care about their big moment, when there’s a pocket full of cookies dancing in front of your face!?

2. Black Cocker Spaniel
When you just wanted to get primped and prepped for the big event on national television, but your cosmetologist goes overboard with the anal bleaching.

3. Komondor
When your mop is out of place.

4. Irish Water Spaniel
When your hairstyle includes a rat tail.

5. Samoyed
Show dogs… they’re just like dinguses.

6. Yorkshire Terrier
When your poop bags second as hair curlers.

7. Bedlington Terrier
When your mom is a lamb and your dad is a shark and you’re just punk rock.

8.Neapolitan Mastiff
When your face looks like it just had quadruplets.

9. Curly Coated Retriever
When Westminster judges on looks, but you’re a dog with a receding hairline.

10. Clumber Spaniel
When you’re Falkor and you have better things to do than be at Westminster.

Better luck next year, nerds! You may not be the best in show, but we think you’re the motherpuppin’ BEST!