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They are the people who post about dogs on Craigslist. Some of these people love dogs, some of these people don’t love dogs and some of these people are just plain… well, weird.
There are a few antisocial breeds out there, but hounds aren’t one of them. Except for this guy’s hound, who hates everything.
Basically, his dog is like every brooding boyfriend I’ve ever had.
It’s a shame that dogs can’t read.
Don’t play with the cat! It’s a trap! Also, ew.
Do you think they have an Etsy store? I think they need an Etsy store. Maybe even a Kickstarter campaign to get this business off the ground.
According to the ad, this pup is also a total chick magnet. Who could say no?
They should rent that guy’s Beagle.
This one time, I was chatting up this gorgeous guy and then out of nowhere my Shiba pops a squat and lets out a massive poop. That guy couldn’t get away from me fast enough.
Love thy neighbor and thy neighbor’s dog.
This is the perfect gift for the dog lover in your life. I bet she’ll make you a custom piece if you send her your dog’s nail clippings and fur.