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101 Hipster Inspired Dog Names

You just adopted a new dog. Next comes the hard part: thinking of an awesome name for your dog that will make people laugh at how clever you are, and signal that you listen to good music. But don't worry, you don't have to go it alone. This year, BarkPost has conducted an extensive survey of dog name experts (not true) to compile a comprehensive list of 2015's least-popular-and-therefore-most-desirable dog names (true-ish). Behold: 1. Dog 2. Chad 3. Chewtros Chewtros-Ghali 4. Boatswain 5. Paw Iver 6. Bruce Springer Spanielsteen 7. Vegan Mayonaise 8. Burl Ives 9. Williamsburg 10. Gentrifier 11. #doge 12. Chewtros Chewtros-Ghali 13. Sufjan Stevens's Early Albums 14. I'm vegetarian. No, you pick the restaurant. Ugh, not that one. 15. Kevin 16. Jeff Tweedy? Pssh, Nels Cline is the best part of Wilco. 17. Thrift Shop 18. James Buchanan (15th President of the U.S.) 19. Vinyl 20. Stefon 21. Names Are Slavery 22. Minor in Anthropology 23. Twee 24. Rebecca 25. Foucault's Wikipedia Page 26. Super Hans hipster-dog-names-2 27. @thehound 28. I Only Eat Animals That Can't Feel Fear 29. John Water Spaniel 30. Ironic Readings of William F. Buckley 31. Nancy 32. Summer Scarf 33. Neitzcshe (sic) 34. Dave 35. Sylvia Plath Is My Spirit Animal 36. Dog Name 37. That's So Meta I Could Die 38. Richard Wag-ner 39. Wolf Lite 40. Kid A-kita 41. Cave Canem 42. Death From Above 43. Bruce 44. Not On The Rug, Man 45. #dog 46. Soccer? Do You Mean Football? 47. Richard Lickson 48. Mitch (Hedberg) 49. Direwolf 50. Bonnie "Prince" Baying 51. Jam Jar Cocker Spaniel Tail 52. Pitbull, but the nice woman at the shelter said "lab mix." 53. Yankee Hotel Foxhound 54. Martin Hide-Digger 55. French Cooking 56. Bill Furray 57. J. Edgar Snoozer 58. Growl Duke hipster dog 59. Literally 60. What's "drip" coffee? Ew. 61. Sub Pop Records 62. Gilbert 63. Wes Anderson Wide Shots 64. Hakeem Olajuwon 65. Cerberus In Culina Latrat 66. Mr. Brown 67. Soy Wax Candles 68. Flat White 69. Ooh, I know this great little place... 70. Whose Dog Is This? 71. Gertrude 72. Post-postmodern 73. Party All The Time, by Eddie Murphy 74. Internship 75. Pupst Blue Ribbon 76. Margaret 77. American Spirit 78. Zach Braque 79. Kodachrome 80. Helga 81. Muttstache 82. Ben Gibbark 83. Etsy 84. Paw Gasol 85. Irony 86. Dude, Mutt Is Not The Preferred Nomenclature 87. Neutral Malinois Hotel 88. Nose Chompsky 89. Aibo 90. Droolio 91. Shedmund Kemper 92. Dog Draper 93.  94. Phyllis 95. I Saw Arcade Fire With 50 People At A Club In Denver in '03. 96. Get Cars Off The Road 97. More Mandolin 98. Frank 99. The Smell of an Urban Outfitters At Closing Time 100. Crushing Student Loan Debt 101. Cat

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Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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