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15 Sneaky Things Your Dog Does When They’re Home All Alone

Hey, it's me, your dog. Guess what? We know about the covert puppy cams. You thought we didn't? Oh, yeah. We do. As a doge, I need to set the record straight about what we pups REALLY do when you leave the house. And the things we do on camera? We do 'em on purpose. Like so:
Yeah. I totally meant to do that. Why, you may ask, am I betraying the canine code? Cuz my name is Andi, and I'm not just droppin' poo bombs, I'm droppin' truth bombs. Yes, like Miley Cyrus I #CantStopWontStop. 1. We Great Escape it better than Steve McQueen. (He got caught. We don't.) [caption id="attachment_22938" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Giphy Image via Giphy[/caption] 2. We do impressions of Dr. Evil with your garden. Why? Cuz we can. [caption id="attachment_22940" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Giphy Image via Giphy[/caption] 3. We lick....stuff. [caption id="attachment_22913" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via giphy Image via giphy[/caption] 4. Case the place for those Big Pupper cams. https___makeagif.com__media_9-29-2014_IRFaAK 5. Sleeping. On your bed. [caption id="attachment_22941" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via Giphy Image via Giphy[/caption] 6. Throwing a house pawty with the streamers you hide in the bathroom [caption id="attachment_22914" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via marshacannon.org Image via marshacannon.org[/caption] 7. Interning with Jeff Lewis for interior design credits. #TooMuchColor. [caption id="attachment_22919" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via PittiesInCity Image via PittiesInCity[/caption] 8. Raiding your wardrobe to get rid of your fashion mistakes. NO MORE TURTLENECKS! [caption id="attachment_22920" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via frauchloe.blogspot.com Image via frauchloe.blogspot.com[/caption] 9. Whooping 13-year-old teenagers at Modern Warfare. Sorry bout the next cable bill, btw. [caption id="attachment_22921" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via dorkly.com Image via dorkly.com[/caption] 10. Surveillance. (The mailman+the Poodle next door=shameless). [caption id="attachment_22922" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via National Geographic Image via National Geographic[/caption] 11. Practicing selfie faces in the mirror so we can continue to dominate Instagram. [caption id="attachment_22923" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via curiosidades.batanga.com Image via curiosidades.batanga.com[/caption] 12. Helping ourselves to the cat's cookie jar. You know the saying: one cat's poop is another dog's treat. [caption id="attachment_22924" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via cannolifund Image via cannolifund[/caption] 13. Auditioning to be a guest chef for Rachel Ray's show. [caption id="attachment_22925" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via celebritydachshund.com Image via celebritydachshund.com[/caption] 14. Getting highlights the old-fashioned way: the sun. [caption id="attachment_22926" align="alignnone" width="600"]Image via Flickr Image via Flickr[/caption] 15. Keeping it real with the cat. [caption id="attachment_22927" align="alignnone" width="650"]Image via imgur.com Image via imgur.com[/caption] Does your pooch want to join the #pupfessions movement? Tell 'em to spill da kibblez on Facebook or in the comments below!

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Hope Bobbitt

7 years ago

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