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This Rap Is the Perfect Anthem For All Dog Moms

Anthem for all the women who love taking care of their pups like LADY BOSSES. To download the track go to the playlist below, right click the blue text below to open the file in a new tab and then hit the download arrow! Dog Mom Anthem Track: [playlist images="false" ids="124670"] Written and Performed by: T-Spoon and ZZtophalf Audio track and mixing/sound engineer: Billy Conahan Produced by: Lisa Bernier + BARK Video produced by: Katie Haller, Zoe Costello, Katie Kirnan, Wheaton Simis, Tim Skinner, Ally Nesmith, Lisa Bernier, Stacie Grissom + BARK Edited by: Gen Liu Video: To grab some of the dog lady swag featured in the video, check out the Dog Moms collection on BarkShop! Lyrics: Wake up in the morning my dog’s on a routine Walk him in my jammies don't care if I'm seen Covered in fur, poop bags in my pocket I know I look good so don’t get a red rocket. Casually strollin with a turd in my hand Wondering where the hell’s the closest trash can Peeing everywhere Brooklyn Bridge to the Rockies He's Markin’ territory - s’what we do on our walkies Never leave the house without my lint roller Hell yea I got a geriatric pug in this stroller (Kirnan with Noodle in a stroller) His instagram is popping I don't mean maybe He gets more likes than my sister’s baby If you’re a dog mom here’s your camera roll It’s just my dog’s face no matter how far you scroll Storage is full? I’m like, psh, Siri please. That’s why I rock him on my wall, shirt and keys CHORUS: If you’re a dog mom, put your hands up This song’s for all the ladies who provide for their pup When you’re a dog mom this is what you do Cause they say you're not my baby and I know it ain't true Went to the vet cause her poop was volcanic We put her on a diet now that shit is organic Bought him elevated bowls I’m a boss breadwinner Now he doesn’t strain his neck while he’s eating his dinner Toys & chews that’s where I’m throwin' my paper Don't forget treats! It’s turkey-duck flavor We poppin’ bottle service at the dog-friendly joints if i cant bring my dog then I just don't see the point Here’s an invitation and don’t be tardy I’m goin' all out for my dog’s birthday party Show up lookin fly & we’re sippin' on Titos (Zoe) She’s the life of the party: "And her paws smell like Fritos!” CHORUS: If you’re a dog mom, put your hands up This song’s for all the ladies who provide for their pup When you’re a dog mom this is what you do Cause they say your not my baby and I know it ain't true Feeling mad pride when he rips out the stuffin', i even give props when he doesn't do nuthin *spoken* You’re amazing On my nanny cam while I’m in a board meeting, Wonder what she’s doing "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING” Reunited coming home, yo that shit is sacred When i take off her collar, it looks like she’s naked! So bomb at belly scratches, i’m like a dog masseuse And I know he ‘ppreciates cause he brings me his Moose! Don't need a man when i come home Cause my bed is a literal bone zone. Fall asleep to the sound of you licking your parts But you wake us both up when you’re scared of your farts Can’t wait to wake up and do it over again Say it with me now: DOGS ARE WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND Ha! Ha! We out! But we immediately want to come back in again.

Hope Bobbitt

5 years ago

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