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19 Dogs That Should Fire Their Hairdressers Pronto!

Written by: Tasmai Uppin

March 11, 2015

*Note: These are DEFINITELY unfortunate haircuts, and BarkPost wants to remind pup parents to always consult your vet before giving your dog a trim! Every breed is different and not all haircuts are created equal!*

Sure, a bad haircut will grow out. But the mild embarrassment you have to deal with while you wait, is quite literally #TheWorst. And these pups can relate to that icky feeling.

1. “I asked to have them take off a little in the back…” #FAIL

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2. “When you ask for the latest ‘evil’ look…”

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3. “Went in for a low-frizz cut, came out looking like PILLOW FLUFF. WTF?!”

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4. “As long as I look punk, I don’t care what I look like.” (#JK I do care)

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5. “I asked for a new pair of FABRIC overalls, human!”

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6. “I swear I left my fur hangin’ on the coat hanger…”

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7. “Excuse me, have you seen a Tin Man or a Scarecrow around here?”

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8. “I asked for a more grown up look…”

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9. “When I went in to the groomer I looked like a dog. How come I came out looking like a hamster?!”

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10. “I thought I could pull off Paul McCartney’s mullet look. Oooh boy.”

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11. “One trip to a nude beach and now my mom and dad expect me to conform to their new ‘lifestyle.'”

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12. “Most people don’t know that lions actually get groomed to look like badass Goldies.”

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13. “Do NOT go to my stylist. I asked for the ‘Mufasa’ look and got the ‘Hyena’ cut.”

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14. “I HATE looking like a bird.”

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15. “Yep. I’m Dognald Trump. I don’t know how to feel.”

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16. “Jurassic Park isn’t still trendy? Drats!”

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17. “I wanna rock this style all night… and pawty everyday.”

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18. “Flower disguise so I can camouflage myself in the flower fields.”

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19. “Hot diggity SNOOP dog.”

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H/t Brandon Rhoads

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Written by: Tasmai Uppin

March 11, 2015

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