1. “CAROL! DO. NOT. MOVE. ….Is that a Southern Jonquils Daffodil?!”
2. Woohoo! Dogs Gone Wild! #showmeyourpitties
3.Bitches love tulips!
4. “Jessica! Take a picture! JESSICA! PICTURE!?
5. Namaste… *toot* Namas.. *toot* Namaste… *toot*
6. “Wow! This is NOTHING like the tub!!”
7. “Mmmm, your butt smells like flowers!”
8. “Thanks, brah.”
9. Eyes up here.
10. Sausage fest!
11. “You did NOT tell me that water is wet.”
12. ‘What’s the point of a bikini if it only covers one set of my nipples?”
