There’s this obsession with perfect teeth we humans have that other animals don’t. Hey, as long as they’re good enough for eating noms, they couldn’t care any less about the state of their pearly whites.
Here are 15 dogs with jacked up grills who will NOT be getting their teefs fixed, thank you very much.
1. “I don’t see what the problem is. They don’t call me ‘Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl’ for nothing.”
2. “But it’s my signature look.”
3. “Exthcuthe me? How rude. My teefth are perfect juth like thith.”
4. “The last time you took me to a ‘special human’ I lost my balls. So no. Nice try, though.”
5. “Where’s the logic in spending money on new teeth if everyone I meet goes straight for the butt sniff?”
6. Every time an Invisalign commercial comes on.
7. “My teeth make me look tough even in my sleep. No other dog dares pee after me at the park. Why would I change that?”
8. “If you really feel so strongly about my teeth, drop that slice of pizza. I’ll show you how well these chompers work.”
9. “Ca–can I have a nibble of your delicious cake?”
10. “This is my happy face. Ever seen a smile before, punk?”
11. “Don’t worry, Lambchop. They took my balls, but they won’t take my underbite.”
12. “Booty had me like…”
13. When the table next to yours gets served and you start having second thoughts about what you ordered.
14. “FOR DOG’S SAKE, I’M NOT GETTING BRACES!”
15. “Yeah, hi. I’m just calling to cancel that appointment for a braces fitting. Yes, I’ll hold.”