16 Actions Dogs Can Get Away With And Humans Absolutely Can’t

It's hard not to wish you were living the dog life sometimes. Especially when you count all the great things they're entitled to that we can only dream of. Here are 16 birthrights that belong only to dogs, and sometimes babies. Except number eight. Babies don't get that. 1. At the slightest indication of thirst, someone will fetch them water ASAP. privileges 2. They can sleep at any point in the day, no matter what they're doing. Screen Shot 2015-07-22 at 3.11.04 PM 3. They have no idea what a traffic jam is.
4. If they don't like the food they're given, they don't have to eat it. Screen Shot 2015-07-22 at 3.37.02 PM 5. They don't have to pretend to be interested in people's gossip. privileges 6. Pretty much anything they do is impressive. privileges 7. They don't have to shower every... single... day. 9726025571_3026fd563c_b 8. THIS. privileges [bp_related_article] 9. People work tirelessly to make them feel happy and comfortable. privileges 10. Their only job is to let people know they feel happy and comfortable. privileges 11. Sometimes Tom Hardy is their primary caregiver. privileges 12. Other times it's Ryan Gosling. privileges 13. They are, on average, more Instagram famous than most humans. 14. They have no financial responsibilities. privileges 15. Their judgment is superior to ours. privileges 16. They are the center of attention. Always. privileges
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Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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