Note: BarkPost editorial does not condone the irresponsible consumption of alcohol to the point of dangerous, oh-sh*t-did-I-really-post-that-on-Facebook-I'm-friends-with-my-mom-inebriation at any point in time. But we do acknowledge that sometimes, these things just happen. And it's frickin' hilarious. #SorryNotSorry
The genius of our comedic trio of humor writers Zoe Costello
, Katie Haller
, and Will Storie
know no bounds. If funny were the sea, they would be the dog heroically riding Flipper as All-Witty-Rulers-Of-The-Ocean.
*note: above metaphor a complete rip-off of the gif I just found and inserted below.
Anyhoo, we knew we were going to cover The National Dog Show
, which is annually broadcast on Thanksgiving by NBC. The question was, how?
After a beer-driven brainstorm during happy hour, we came up with this brilliant idea:
The three of them would live tweet it. Drunk.
What? Enjoying yourself a leeetle too much while watching Thanksgiving network programming is a doggone American tradition.
Here, in mostly chronological order, is the off-the-cuff, 140-character stream-of-consciousness observations of The National Dog Show Presented By Purina
from their buzzed, dog ruvin' brains that hit the Interwebz a mere 120-minutes and counting ago. #YesThatWasARunOnSentence #ShutUpIWasAnEnglishMajor #ICanDoItWhenItsLikeAStatement
(ok, that was a re-tweet, but kudos for great curation).
And finally, our congratulatory and completely sober Facebook post to the winner, Charlie!
All in all, it was a memorable time. Happy Turkey Day, pups! Now what are we gonna do for Westminster...