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Here Are 15 Exotic Animals Trying To Take The Best Pet Title Away From Dogs

We here at BarkPost have never questioned that dogs are the absolute best, but it never hurts to review why. So we decided to see how some of the more exotic pets stack up against man’s best friend. Meet 15 pets that prove dogs are the best friend a person could have. 1. The Scorpion Not to start off with the obvious, but really? A poisonous arachnid? Do I even need to say why dogs are better than a venomous, creepy, eight-legged insect? I didn't think so. Next! [caption id="attachment_25684" align="alignnone" width="650"]mages via The Richest and _bellaandcooper Instagram Images via The Richest and _bellaandcooper Instagram[/caption] 2. The Bearded Dragon Technically called the Pogona, the Bearded Dragon has a reputation for being calm, friendly, and easy to transport. But here are two things that it's not: 1) Cute and 2) Cuddly. No snuggling? Major minus points. [caption id="attachment_25686" align="alignnone" width="650"]Images via Barfblog and maxandmina Instagram Images via Barfblog and maxandmina Instagram[/caption] 3. The Sugar Glider Don't let this derpy marsupial's whiskers fool you. If you think your dog poops too much, never shuts up, and stinks too bad, then guess again. The Sugar Glider, aka the Sugar Baby, has four scent glands for marking territory. Four! And did I mention it has the gift of flight? I can just see the poop on the curtains now. [caption id="attachment_25066" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_3 Images via The Richest and _dogstakingdumps Instagram[/caption] 4. The Tarantula It may be soft and fuzzy, but it's certainly not cute. Still the tarantula is pretty harmless. Its bite is not fatal, it doesn't eat much, and apparently you can play with it. But it's still a big frickin' spider! [caption id="attachment_25072" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest4 Images via The Richest and Daily Mail[/caption] 5. The Hissing Cockroach People keep roaches as pets? Why? Just why? There's only one kind of bug allowed in my home. A cuddlebug (a.k.a a doge). [caption id="attachment_25079" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_5 Images via National Geographic and _amandapeck Instagram[/caption] 6. The Hedgehog Okay, so far the score is "Dogs 5, Exotics Pets 0." Will the hedgehog be the first to score a cute point against pups? The hedgehog is a genuine cutie, but this nocturnal creature will be up all night spinning its wheel while you're trying to sleep. And they certainly don't meet the cuddle criteria. I mean, look at them. They're covered in SPIKES. [caption id="attachment_25091" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_6 Images via Chicago Now and altairjian Instagram[/caption] 7. The Burmese Python The Python may seem like a neat conversation starter, as well a pet that will bump you up to bad-butt status. That is, until it eats you. These bad boys can grow up to 17 feet in length. And they swallow lesser animals whole. So if you choose to have a python as a pet, make the python your only pet. Or it might, well. You know. Eat them. [caption id="attachment_25093" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_7 Images via Becuo and furbesties Instagram[/caption] 8. The Fennec Fox Another adorable adversary, this fox looks like it jumped straight outta Pokemon. And just like a Pokemon, Fennec Foxes don't take well to captivity and don't naturally look to bond with humans. Technically in the same family as dogs, these critters apparently act more like cats (and you know how we feel about those eternally-shade throwing mice catchers). [caption id="attachment_25104" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_8 Images via Wikipedia and patflinschrod Flickr[/caption] 9. The Kinkajou No, it's not a monkey. Or a weasel. It's a raccoon. Sort of. And it doesn't like the light, noise, or sudden movements. In other words, it probably doesn't like you, and it may show you that by scratching your eyes out. The Kinkajou is also a carrier of a fatal species of roundworm. So...no plus sides. Whatsoever. [caption id="attachment_25106" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_9 Images via Hourly Notes and richarddavistattoos Instagram[/caption] 10. The Skunk NEEEEXT!!! [caption id="attachment_25107" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_10 Images via Wikimedia Commons and serena.gemini Instagram[/caption] 11. The Serval According to what I read, the Serval is not your typical house cat. It comes from the plains of Africa where... Wait. It's a cat? Never mind. [caption id="attachment_25110" align="aligncenter" width="660"]dogsbest_11 Images via The Richest and paulyjcairns Instagram[/caption] 12. The Wallaby Okay, so it's like a baby kangaroo, which sounds cool. However, Wallabies are incredibly finicky and require a lot of space, which not everyone has. Plus, they can get reach up to 6 feet in height. If you tried to walk it, it'd be like a bouncing Great Dane. *Gulp. [caption id="attachment_25117" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_13 Images via Animal Wildlife and kingsammy123 Instagram[/caption] 13. The Capybaras These fellows are known as the largest rodent in the world. Also known as "the water pig," the capybaras can reach up to 150 pounds. They can also double as a lawnmower, considering they live on a diet of grass. Though perfectly harmless, they're not very social. So these guys come pretty close to taking the cake...but they won't lick my face with ruv. That's a deal breaker. [caption id="attachment_25114" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_12 Images via Beauty Animal and delcerroyau Instagram[/caption] 14. The Squirrel Monkey Now, I know what you're thinking. Who doesn't want a monkey? But it's not all fun and games. Squirrel monkeys constantly fight for alpha status and are more inclined to make you the pet. They'll yell at you, hit you, and steal your food. And good luck trying to house train them. [caption id="attachment_25119" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_14 Images via True Wildlife and antshao Instagram[/caption] 15. The Slow Loris The Slow Loris held on to the end because it's possibly the cutest, cuddliest creature on the list. But its charm is also its trap. While it would be easy to fall for those sad, droopy eyes and those little sausage fingers, the Loris has a secret. Its armpits secrete a dangerous venom. Yes, its armpits. Which the Loris licks when grooming. And did I mention it tends to bite? Not a winning combination. I'll take good old fashioned dog drool any day! [caption id="attachment_25121" align="aligncenter" width="650"]dogsbest_15 Images via Grist and deedala27 Instagram[/caption] Since your dog will never punch you in the face, swallow you whole, or poison you with its armpits, it's pretty safe to say dogs make the best animal friends a hooman could ask for. Sure, all animals are awesome. But only dogs are pawesome.
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