Fluffy butt dogs know that the world is their cushion. Make way for these floofy booties! (No seriously, make some room. These butts need extra space.)
1. When your friend’s like, “Cover me!” and you’re like, “Dude. Really?”
2. Tail so fluffy that when you sleep, you still look like the Firefox logo.
3. When you go out with a friend who also has a fluffy butt, you stop traffic.
4. One word: humidity.
5. Butt so fluffy that from certain angles it looks like it’s your ponytail.
6. When your butt has so much fluff that your homies use it for a pillow.
7. You know the power of Look…
11. You hold your head up high ‘cuz you’ve got a luscious, fluffy butt!