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22 Of The Funniest Dog Tweets Of 2015

Written by: Katie Haller

December 15, 2015

There may only be an option to like and retweet, but these were our favorites. Get ready to LOL.

1. #FITNESSGOALS.
dogtweet1@primawesome

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2. Can’t let anyone know about your not-so secret obsession.
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3. “Hold ON mom I have to update my status.” *Pees*
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4. Clearly this guy has never been to the BarkBox offices. Sorry, pawffices. We’re professionals.
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5. Maybe we’re just projecting here but…
dogtweet6@lizhackett

6. I am so guilty of this it’s not even funny. OK, it’s kind of funny.
dogtweet7@thewoodenslurpy

7. If someone says they’re not a dog person I’m like, “How do you even call yourself a person?”
dogtweet8@marawritesstuff

8. WHAT? That’s like meeting a frat guy whose name ISN’T CHAD, like can you even?
dogtweet9@turbograndma

9. Followed by “DON’T EAT THAT.”
dogtweet10@goldengateblond

10. I’d like to call this one a joke, but in reality it’s more of a sad reflection of my love life at the moment. ANYWAY, ABOUT DOGS LOLZ.
dogtweet11@halleratyou

11. Every Dachshund’s worst nightmare.
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12. Do you ever just sit and wonder what poop smells like to a dog? Like they must really really love it. I dunno. It’s weird that I’m writing this sentence at work right now.
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13. The only thing scarier is when people tell you you’re starting to turn into your mother.
dogtweet14@noelaniig

14. @DogTextings is one of the best things to ever happen to the internet.
dogtweet15@dogtextings

15. And instead of throwing dollar bills you just throw treats at them.
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16. BREAKING NEWS: DOG HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY. MORE AT 11.
dogtweet17@wutangcher

17. Just a dog trying to eat a rainbow.
dogtweet18@crappy

18. This is truly brilliant.
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19. That moment when you’re caught having a heart to heart with your dog and then you realize you’re in public.
dogtweet20@jonnysun

20. “I refuse to eat this filet mignon flavored dish. Vomit is much more savory.”
dogtweets3@dannyzuker

21. She’s going to make a great dog mom. 
dogtweet21@alexgendrachi

22. This is a dog’s life encapsulated into a single tweet.
dogtweet20@reverendscott

Written by: Katie Haller

December 15, 2015

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