20 Of The Internet’s Goofiest, Doofiest Dog Photos Of All Time

Written by: Zoe Costello

September 11, 2015

Since the dawning of the internet — throughout dial up tones, emo LiveJournaling, Kim Kardashian nudie pics, and quizzes telling us what Hogwarts House we are based on our zodiac sign — dog lovers like you and me have been uploading pictures of dogs. The good, the bad, and the ugly…

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…and everything in between. And in 100 years, or maybe just once the next iPhone comes out, we will all be telepathic, able to fly, and implanted with Google apps in our brains. Which makes it our doodie to chronicle all the dog pics that came before. We have decided to compile a list of the most derpy, doofy, redonkulous pups of the bunch. This may take a while…that’s a lot of doges, but here’s 20.

1. The thirst is real. The derp is even real-er.

dog beach

2. The Blair Itch Pawject

blair chihuahua project

3. Hair of the dog hangover cure?

bad hair day

4. Ditto.

dog hungover

5. “Eureeekaaaaa!”

awkward ball catch

6. “Fursace, Fursace, Fursache, Fusache, Fursache.”

bitch please

7. “I’m getting brathes!”

crazy dog

8. “I’m getting glathes!”

crazy eyes

9. “I’m getting an inhaler!”

dog sneeze

10. “I’m getting high.”

hig yoda

11. The senator’s wife held her head high throughout the scandal.

senators wife

12. Excuse me, sir? Your face is falling off.

boxer face metl

13. “What’d you just say!? Hold me back, man! HOLD ME BACK!!”

awkward dog snow fight

14. “Naw, naw, naw… this time, YOU sit.”

YOU sit

15. “I don’t have a pawblem, I can quit tennis balls whenever I want.”

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16. Bedroom eyes and DSLs (dog sniffing lips).


17. This dog’s face is so fat and smooshy it defies the laws of gravity.

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18. While this guy’s face looks like it’s permanently in the “swirl effect” on photo booth.

twirl face

19. A Pupushka!


20. Oh look, it’s my Tinder match.

dog fake teeth

Got a dog pic that needs to be remembered for all time!? Upload it to the BarkFeed and maybe we’ll include it in a BarkPost! 🙂

Featured image via @chloekardoggian

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Written by: Zoe Costello

September 11, 2015

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