Fire hydrants and dogs go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or peanut butter and dogs. Or jelly and dogs. But sometimes they need a little variation on the well-known theme! Check out these balancing-act masters:
1. “I’ll stand, thanks.”
2. “This is the only way I can hail a cab.”
3.”There’s a spider on the ground… I don’t like spiders.”
4.”Where’s the bus? I don’t have all day.” #PlacesToGo #HydrantsToPeeOn
5. “The view up here is just delightful!”
6.”I think the squirrel went that way, but he’ll eventually come back.” #ImPatient… and tired.
7. “I’m not afraid of my shadow! Stop saying that!” #ItsJustComfortableUpHere
8.”Truth will rise above falsehood as dogs above fire hydrants.” #YesIReadPhilosophy
9. “I am a bastion of elegance in an uncivilized world. And I smell hot dogs coming from the south, too.”
10.”I’m thirsty.” #ALittleHelpPlease?
11.”We don’t have a white picket fence, so…” #Improvising
12. “Last time we messaged on OkCupid, she said we’d meet on this corner. I know she’ll be here soon…” #IJustKnowIt
13.The sign said ‘don’t pee on the grass.’ What else did you expect me to do?
14. “Working on my tan, bros.” #Chillin
15. “I’m doing my best here, guys.” #ALittleCreditPlease
