15 Pups Determined To Up Their Game With Fire Hydrants

Fire hydrants and dogs go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or peanut butter and dogs. Or jelly and dogs. But sometimes they need a little variation on the well-known theme! Check out these balancing-act masters: 1. "I'll stand, thanks." 2. "This is the only way I can hail a cab." 3."There's a spider on the ground... I don't like spiders." 4."Where's the bus? I don't have all day." #PlacesToGo #HydrantsToPeeOn 5. "The view up here is just delightful!" 6."I think the squirrel went that way, but he'll eventually come back." #ImPatient... and tired. 7. "I'm not afraid of my shadow! Stop saying that!" #ItsJustComfortableUpHere 8."Truth will rise above falsehood as dogs above fire hydrants." #YesIReadPhilosophy 9. "I am a bastion of elegance in an uncivilized world. And I smell hot dogs coming from the south, too." 10."I'm thirsty." #ALittleHelpPlease? 11."We don't have a white picket fence, so..." #Improvising 12. "Last time we messaged on OkCupid, she said we'd meet on this corner. I know she'll be here soon..." #IJustKnowIt 13.The sign said 'don't pee on the grass.' What else did you expect me to do? 14. "Working on my tan, bros." #Chillin 15. "I'm doing my best here, guys." #ALittleCreditPlease Featured Image via Imgur