This master of deadpan comedy is Kiwi. Kiwi is a Pug
from Texas whose owner is a big fan of I Love Lucy
and has a has a whooole
lot of time on his hands!
But no judgement here... last night, I called drinking a bottle of wine "my juice cleanse," and this morning I confused IcyHot with roll-on deodorant. I may not have recreated an elaborate set from a 1950s sitcom for a one-minute video starring a Pug in a red merkin, but I have
been sweating Rosé out my menthol-burned armpits all day, and it stings like a friggin female dog.
To each their own.
We hope you enjoyed tonight's edition of Bark After Dark, the one-stop-shop for all your insane-in-the-canine, cuckoo-for-cocoa-ruffs, barking mad needs!