Hold on to your butts, dinguses. We have an epic dingus this week with an epic name. Maximus, the Kingus Of Dingus.
This is Maximus. HAIIII.
My favorite fact about this dingus is that he is a giant husky…who is afraid of feathers.
This is his brother Titan. Titan is not amused.
“I guess it’s another day of dealing with this dingus’s shenanigans.”-Titan
“DUDE. JUST BE COOL.”-Titan
“WHAT IS COOL I AM DINGUS.”-Maximus
“No. Please remove your butthole from my face. Thanks.”
When you get invited to a party at the cool kid’s house but mom stays you have to bring your dingus brother.
Whatever though, I’d rather stay home and hang with the dinguses anyway.
Maximus Dingus’s most defining trait is his inability to keep his tongue in his mouth.
Whether he’s smiling…
OR BEING CARRIED IN THE AIR LIKE THE ROYAL DINGUS THAT HE IS. (Side note: #FITNESSGOALS)
ALSO, HE SLEEPS IN A TENT. YES, A DINGUS TENT. CAN YOU EVEN BECAUSE I CAN’T.
Maximus’s dingus is so strong, no fence can contain it.
I AM DINGUS LET ME OUT.
That’s it for this week. If you need him, he’ll be right here…being a dingus.
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