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Meet Dingus Maximus, The Husky Who Is Afraid Of Feathers

Written by: Katie Haller

March 17, 2016

Welcome to Dingus of the Week, our quest to introduce the world to the glory of these awkward dogs, one dingus at a time. Submit your dingus!

Hold on to your butts, dinguses. We have an epic dingus this week with an epic name. Maximus, the Kingus Of Dingus.

This is Maximus. HAIIII.
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My favorite fact about this dingus is that he is a giant husky…who is afraid of feathers.
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This is his brother Titan. Titan is not amused.
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“I guess it’s another day of dealing with this dingus’s shenanigans.”-Titan

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“DUDE. JUST BE COOL.”-Titan
“WHAT IS COOL I AM DINGUS.”-Maximus

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“LIKE DIS?”-Maximus
“No. Please remove your butthole from my face. Thanks.”

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When you get invited to a party at the cool kid’s house but mom stays you have to bring your dingus brother.
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Whatever though, I’d rather stay home and hang with the dinguses anyway.

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Maximus Dingus’s most defining trait is his inability to keep his tongue in his mouth.

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Like ever.
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Whether he’s smiling…
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Or sleeping…
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OR BEING CARRIED IN THE AIR LIKE THE ROYAL DINGUS THAT HE IS. (Side note: #FITNESSGOALS)
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ALSO, HE SLEEPS IN A TENT. YES, A DINGUS TENT. CAN YOU EVEN BECAUSE I CAN’T.
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Maximus’s dingus is so strong, no fence can contain it.

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I AM DINGUS LET ME OUT.
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That’s it for this week. If you need him, he’ll be right here…being a dingus.

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Got some derp for us? Submit your dingus here

Written by: Katie Haller

March 17, 2016