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15 Burrito Blanket Dogs With Extra Snuggle Sauce

Let's be serious for a second. There's nothing more satisfying than spending an entire winter's day in the comforting warmth of a blanket burrito whilst binge-watching bad TV. It's like a hug you give yourself. A panacea for the soul, if you will. That's why dogs are expert burrito snugglers. Here are 15 dogs who know what's up. 1. This pup went for the extra guac. #BallerStatus [caption id="attachment_32053" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via @tugthebostonterrier via @tugthebostonterrier[/caption] 2. When the meat to tortilla ratio is seriously way off... [caption id="attachment_32124" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Biscuit's Space via Biscuit's Space[/caption] 3. When Netflix asks if you're still watching and you want to say yes but you can't move your arms without ruining your perfect burrito that took you forever to figure out because you have no opposable thumbs and WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR. [caption id="attachment_32055" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via @jolie_the_frenchie via @jolie_the_frenchie[/caption] 4. No one likes sloppy burrito wrapping. No one.[caption id="attachment_32121" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via BuzzFeed via BuzzFeed[/caption] 5. ♪ ♩"Fureeeever young, I want to be, furever young." ♬ ♪ [caption id="attachment_32091" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via The Mommy Psychologist via The Mommy Psychologist[/caption] 6. The Shiburrito is everything a burrito should be: Irresistibly warm and wrapped carefully. [caption id="attachment_32138" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Imgur via Imgur[/caption] 7. "I thought you were going to give me a burrito, not roll me up like one..." [caption id="attachment_32083" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Cutest Paw via Cutest Paw[/caption] 8. "The trick to keeping your New Year's resolution is to set a realistic goal. Mine was to rewatch all of the episodes of Gilmore Girls available online." [caption id="attachment_32087" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Pigtown*Design via Pigtown*Design[/caption] 9. "The irony is not lost on me, but I can't even be mad because I'm a burrito." [caption id="attachment_32119" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Hello Kitty Hell via Hello Kitty Hell[/caption] OOPS, WRONG FOOD ITEM. [caption id="attachment_32078" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via babble via babble[/caption] 10. More like a taquito than a burrito, but we'll allow it. [caption id="attachment_32092" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via we heart it via we heart it[/caption] 11. When you want to be a burrito so badly but no one's around to tuck you in so you end up looking like a squirmy quesadilla instead. Being single is ruff. [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 12. Sometimes you're so in love with your burrito that you squeeze from the bottom and all the filling spills out on top and then the bottom comes undone and you hate yourself but you try to keep it together because no one cries over a burrito. [caption id="attachment_32066" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via PuppyToob via PuppyToob[/caption] 13. If you can still even, allow us to change that. Because it is physically impawssible to even right now. [caption id="attachment_32064" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via Tribeca Westies via Tribeca Westies[/caption] 14. Friends don't let friends wrap burritos by themselves. Therefore, cats are not our friends. #logic [caption width="640" align="aligncenter"] via Giphy[/caption] 15. You know you have the perfect burrito when it can stand up on its own. [caption id="attachment_32090" align="aligncenter" width="640"]via The Fashion Spot via The Fashion Spot[/caption]
Featured derpburrito image via Today Outlook

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