Chihuahuas are the small-but-mighty rulers of the dog kingdom. Just ask one. Their stature and propensity to shiver aside, chi personalities can be as big and warm as they come. Of course like anyone with a big personality, chihuahuas aren’t immune to the drama that comes with a larger-than-life outlook. Tiny and cute as they are, you don’t want to cross a chihuahua, lest you be on the receiving end of their adorable wrath. If you want to keep your face (okay, more like toes) intact, here are 15 things you should never say to a chihuahua.
1. That bone is too big for you!
“I will have ALL the treat!”
2. Look out below!
“Why don’t you look out …above?”
3. Are you dogs or rats?
“……Lions.”
4. Where’s Stimpy?
“That’s so 1996.”
5. You’re too cute to be ferocious.
“Less talk. More treats.”
6. Aww, you think you’re a big dog.
“Ha! Big dogs wish they were me.”
7. I could just put you in my pocket.
“Try it. I dare you.”
8. I don’t like little yappy dogs.
“We don’t like you.”
9. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
“Yo quiero YO MAMA.”
10. You look like a squeak toy.
“I’ll squeak you…”
11. You’re just a fashion accessory.
“Darling, I AM fashion!”
12. You’re too high strung!
“You’re at a 10. I need you at a 4.”
13. You’re just a lap dog.
“I am an adventure dog!”
14. Cold enough for ya?
“Always. Always…”
15. You’re-
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“No, YOU’RE weird!”
