Sure, Great Danes are large and in-charge. But they’re sensitive about a few things, ok? So the next time you’re talking to them, don’t be that guy: avoid saying these sixteen things!
1. “Great Dane, huh? How GREAT are you, really?”
![DANE1](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/DANE1.jpg)
![DANE1](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/DANE1.jpg)
2. “Do you play basketball?”
![dane5](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dane5.jpg)
![dane5](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dane5.jpg)
3. “MONSTER! Stay away from the children!”
![danebaby](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danebaby.jpg)
![danebaby](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danebaby.jpg)
4. “Are you still growing? How big are you gonna get?”
![danebig](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danebig.jpg)
![danebig](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danebig.jpg)
5. “At the count of three, say cheese!”
![derp](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/derp.jpg)
![derp](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/derp.jpg)
6. “Great DANE? Are you Danish?”
![danish](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danish.jpg)
![danish](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danish.jpg)
7. “Great DANE? So you’re like an earl or something?”
![crow](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crow.jpg)
![crow](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crow.jpg)
8. “I’d invite you over, but I don’t know where you’d sit.”
![danechair](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danechair.jpg)
![danechair](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danechair.jpg)
9. “Okay, but you can’t spend the night. There’s no room.”
![danebed](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danebed.jpg)
![danebed](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/danebed.jpg)
10. “Giddyap! Can you gimme a ride, horsie?”
![cuteoverload](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cuteoverload.jpg)
![cuteoverload](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cuteoverload.jpg)
11. “You’re too big to be a lap dog!”
![lap](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/lap.jpg)
![lap](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/lap.jpg)
12. Gee whiz, Scooby, I think that’s a G-G-G-GHOOOOOST!
![scoo](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/scoo.jpg)
![scoo](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/scoo.jpg)
13. “With a stature like that, you should really behave with grace and dignity.”
![dane4](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dane4.jpg)
![dane4](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dane4.jpg)
14. “You must eat like a horse!”
![food](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/food-1.jpg)
![food](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/food-1.jpg)
15. “You must be tough as nails.”
![danepic](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danepic.jpg)
![danepic](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/danepic.jpg)
16. “OMG. I’m putting this on SnapChat.”
![play](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/play-1.gif)
![play](https://post.bark.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/play-1.gif)