Sure, Great Danes are large and in-charge. But they’re sensitive about a few things, ok? So the next time you’re talking to them, don’t be that guy: avoid saying these sixteen things!
1. “Great Dane, huh? How GREAT are you, really?”
2. “Do you play basketball?”
3. “MONSTER! Stay away from the children!”
4. “Are you still growing? How big are you gonna get?”
5. “At the count of three, say cheese!”
6. “Great DANE? Are you Danish?”
7. “Great DANE? So you’re like an earl or something?”
8. “I’d invite you over, but I don’t know where you’d sit.”
9. “Okay, but you can’t spend the night. There’s no room.”
10. “Giddyap! Can you gimme a ride, horsie?”
11. “You’re too big to be a lap dog!”
12. Gee whiz, Scooby, I think that’s a G-G-G-GHOOOOOST!
13. “With a stature like that, you should really behave with grace and dignity.”
14. “You must eat like a horse!”
15. “You must be tough as nails.”
16. “OMG. I’m putting this on SnapChat.”
