Jordan Peele, star of the Comedy Central show Key & Peele and the new kitten-powered movie Keanu, recently eloped with his equally hilarious lady, Chelsea Peretti. Naturally, the only witness was their rescue dog, who will remain unnamed according to 2014-Chelsea because “I don’t want people to be able to call him.”

Peretti, perhaps best known as Gina Linetti on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, also happens to have a killer Instagram account complete with plenty of photos of their adorable pup. Here’s Jordan with their little love.

And here’s Chelsea with the cuddle bug.

This quirky, sweet, fluffy little angel is clearly the apple of their eye.

They like to chill hard with their number one pal.

So of course, when they eloped last week, their sweet pup was along for the ride as their one and only witness. Rocking a super fresh Hawaiian print t-shirt, their super cool dog is the only creature on the planet who has the full details on their nuptials. Maybe we can score a few details if we have a few treats handy.

Congrats to the married couple and their adorable son! (And props for getting married as we all should, with only our doggies in tow.)