Watch This Pom’s Oscar-Worthy, Dramatic Monologue Performance

Welcome to Bark After Dark, a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!

This Pomeranian is really going through it. I’m not fluent in Dog-speak, but it seems pretty obvious that he is lamenting over the endless chain of catastrophes that is waking life; the fragility of self; his intimate relationship with alienation; the unending struggle of the petite bourgeoisie; a miserable existence in an indifferent universe.

That, or it’s close to dinnertime and he’s just a wee bit peckish.

Mad dramatic though, right??

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Zoe Costello

6 years ago

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