This Pug is so cool he doesn’t even need to wear black. Instead, he reached for the pink shades.
Somewhere Lars Ulrich is saying, “See! This is why we crushed Napster! This is why sharing music is evil. Now people are writing about our song and spreading it to a new generation. Oh, wait.” (A dinosaur crosses behind Lars as he coughs loudly because he has pneumonia and doesn’t believe in antibiotics.)