Riding In Cars With Dogs

There are a lot of things that I get excited about in life: new seasons of Game of Thrones, Baltimore Orioles Baseball, the Hanson Brothers Beer, MmmHops. However, if you add up how excited I get about all those things, it would still pale in comparison to how excited dogs get riding in a car. We humans see a car ride as a means to get from point A to point B. Our dogs, however, see car rides as a means to get from some boring place to a Magical Valhalla-like super highway of high winds and tasty bugs. It's a lip-slapping, ear-flapping, tail-thwapping adventure on the open road! These pups know exactly what they're in store for. [caption id="attachment_104855" align="alignnone" width="1160"]HIT THE FLUX CAPACITOR, HOOMAN "HIT THE FLUX CAPACITOR, HOOMAN!"[/caption] And this handsome group can't wait for the journey to begin. [caption id="attachment_104830" align="aligncenter" width="640"]"Less photo-takey, more fast-drivey!" "Less photo-takey, more fast-drivey!"[/caption] What's not to like about a car ride? It's nice to feel the sun on your smoosh face.ThreePugsinCar And have some quality tuneage time. [caption id="attachment_104840" align="aligncenter" width="640"]"Yo, playback that Enya track pleas05quot; "Yo, playback that Enya track please."[/caption] And with the wind in your hair...MuttHair ...while you're sitting atop somebody else's...Hair2's hard for your face not to expand and contort into a smile!The car isn't even moving, this pup is just that happy Well, a freakish expression that looks something like a smile. [caption id="attachment_104832" align="aligncenter" width="605"]Come to me you sweet, tasty bugs. "Come to me, sweet, sweet, tasty bugs."[/caption] I mean, literally all dogs love car rides. From tall, lanky derpos...DaneCar the short, pudgy derpees.JowlsCar Who knows? Maybe some day dogs will take control and learn to drive themselves! [caption id="attachment_104861" align="aligncenter" width="640"]"You see that guy? No turn signal, what a freakin jerk" "You see that guy? No turn signal! What a freakin jerk."[/caption] Ah, who are we kidding?! We could never live in a universe as glorious as that ...or could we?
Featured image via Nbc0holden/reddit

Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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