If you are owned by a Shiba Inu, you know that it's nearly impossible to find any Shiba swag that's not doge. And there's really only so much "wow" a person can take.
So, you resort to fox accessories, which is ok because people think you have a fox anyway, or a red wolf, or a dingo or, most popularly, a WTHIT (What.The.Hell.Is.That).
Since there are no WTHIT accessories, here are 16, sometimes foxy, accessories that every Shibaholic needs to have.
1. Magic Shiba Coffee Mug
The best thing about this mug is that it comes in all three Shiba colors, red, cream or black and tan. Note: All three colors are jerks who will never listen to you.
2. Polka Dot Fox Flats
Shoes + polka dots + foxes = need.this.now. You can also get them in red and there is a high-heeled version!
3. Shiba Inu 3D Pendant
I love how this is a great mix between elegant and cute. Just perfect.
4. Forest Critter Drawer Pull
Because even your furniture needs Shiba accessories.
5. Shiba Inu Salt and Pepper Shakers
, $2.99 each
Let's get something straight here, Target is woefully incorrect in naming these "fox shakers." They are, in fact, Shiba Inu salt and pepper shakers. Let's be real. They also come in orange and bronze.
6. Adjustable Fox Ring
These look just like precious sleeping Shibas when you adjust them to fit your finger.
7. Lint Rollers
You know why.
8. Origami Fox Necklace
These origami "fox" necklaces are such a subtle, elegant way to celebrate your bossy Shiba overlord.
9. Shiba Inu License Plate Frame
10. Inaridou Shiba Inu Blanket
These super soft blankets are perfect for wrapping up your Shiba into a cozy bundle and forcing them to snuggle you. Plus, they're made by a fellow Shiba owner.
11. Shiba Inu Leggings
These belong under an awesome dress or as your go-to yoga pants.
12. Sly Rest My Case Pillow Shams
This is the closest most of us will ever get to cuddling our Shibas.
13. "Foxy" Knickers
Admittedly not for everyone, these fox underwear are great for the gal who wants a booty as awesome as her Shiba's. There's also a crop top
and an adorable t-shirt dress
14. Shiba Inu Wedding Cake Topper
, $15 and up
The Shiba should really be facing the other direction to show that it doesn't care about anything. ;)
15. Everything Tastes Better Mug
Because we all know there is no condiment more delicious, or more ubiquitous, than Shiba fur.
16. Fox of Chocolates Candy Dish
This covered bowl can hold just about anything. Unfortunately, it can't hold your sanity. Your Shiba already took that.
For information on how to help Shibas in need, please visit the NYC Shiba Inu Rescue.