17 Signs That You’re A Crazy Dog Mom

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

May 18, 2016

We hope you remembered all of the moms in your life on Mother’s Day last week, most importantly the ones with furry children that are shaped like dogs (hint: they ARE dogs). As Andre 3000 once so eloquently put it: “this one right here goes out to all the baby’s mamas, mamas, mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas.” Here are 17 signs you just might be a crazy dog mom.

1.This dog mom knows that her babies COULD have a chair of their own, but prefers to share.

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“I love youuuu, you love meeee, we’re a happy family!”

2. This pup is stalling blowing out his candles because he can’t think of a good wish…

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…His momma has already given him everything he could ever want.

3. His mom knows it’s important for her dog baby to travel in style.

dog mom 3
“Once more around the block, mummy darling!”

4. These lucky pooches have a mom that knows sweets can be good in moderation.

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5. This dog mom knows her pup’s strengths and weaknesses.

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Weakness: short legs. Strength: lookin’ dope rollin’ on up in that flashy neon.

6. Some moms keep photos of their babies in their wallet. This mom does this.

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And one for baby, too.

7. This mom had the right idea when she put her pup’s pictures on a computer mouse pad.

dog mom 7
The wine is to help her make it through a day at the office while missing her bozos.

8. Sometimes a dog mom’s actions make her seem cuckoo bananas. Yes, she is in the cage. No she doesn’t regret it.

dog mom 8
“Yeah our mom is a weirdo, don’t judge.”

9. This dog mom is constantly on the go.

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Luckily, this contraption exists so her pupper never gets left behind.

10. When her pup was too afraid to pose with the Easter Bunny by his lonesome, this momma offered to pose too.

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“Say cheese!” / “Say milkbone!” / “Say carrot!”

11. Did this dog mom pay a professional photographer to capture this quotidian little moment of nail filing while sitting on a dock?

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She’s nailing it. Get it? Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and file that joke away for later use. Get it? I’M EN FUEGO, BABY!

12. Sure her dog already sleeps in her bed, but that’s not nearly enough for this dog mom.

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Sweet dreams are made of this floof.

13. This dog mom loves her babies so much she inked them onto her body permanently.

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“I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living my puppies you’ll be.”

14. This dog mom went above and beyond by baking some treats for her baby and his friends.

dog mom 14
Are milkbones baked with love? I DON’T THINK SO.

15. Instead of throwing some serious moo-lah down on a Puppy Bjorn, this mom got thrifty.

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“I love watching you organize shovels, mom!”

16. When all your friends are having babies, and you’re just like:

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This dog mom is a true inspiration to all.

17. Front middle center: A dog mom who GETS how to throw her dog child the party of his dreams.

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TBH, I’m jealous of every guest invited to attend this party.
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Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

May 18, 2016

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