17 Signs That You’re A Crazy Dog Mom

We hope you remembered all of the moms in your life on Mother's Day last week, most importantly the ones with furry children that are shaped like dogs (hint: they ARE dogs). As Andre 3000 once so eloquently put it: "this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas, mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas." Here are 17 signs you just might be a crazy dog mom. 1.This dog mom knows that her babies COULD have a chair of their own, but prefers to share. [caption id="attachment_107865" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 1 "I love youuuu, you love meeee, we're a happy family!"[/caption] 2. This pup is stalling blowing out his candles because he can't think of a good wish... [caption id="attachment_107866" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 2 ...His momma has already given him everything he could ever want.[/caption] 3. His mom knows it's important for her dog baby to travel in style. [caption id="attachment_107867" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 3 "Once more around the block, mummy darling!"[/caption] 4. These lucky pooches have a mom that knows sweets can be good in moderation. [caption id="attachment_107868" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 4 "HI STARBUCKS LADY! ONE PUPPUCCINO PLEASE! DON'T WORRY OUR MOM SAID IT'S OKAY!"[/caption] 5. This dog mom knows her pup's strengths and weaknesses. [caption id="attachment_107869" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 5 Weakness: short legs. Strength: lookin' dope rollin' on up in that flashy neon.[/caption] 6. Some moms keep photos of their babies in their wallet. This mom does this. [caption id="attachment_107870" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 6 And one for baby, too.[/caption] 7. This mom had the right idea when she put her pup's pictures on a computer mouse pad. [caption id="attachment_107871" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 7 The wine is to help her make it through a day at the office while missing her bozos.[/caption] 8. Sometimes a dog mom's actions make her seem cuckoo bananas. Yes, she is in the cage. No she doesn't regret it. [caption id="attachment_107872" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 8 "Yeah our mom is a weirdo, don't judge."[/caption] 9. This dog mom is constantly on the go. [caption id="attachment_107873" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 9 Luckily, this contraption exists so her pupper never gets left behind.[/caption] 10. When her pup was too afraid to pose with the Easter Bunny by his lonesome, this momma offered to pose too. [caption id="attachment_107875" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 10 "Say cheese!" / "Say milkbone!" / "Say carrot!"[/caption] 11. Did this dog mom pay a professional photographer to capture this quotidian little moment of nail filing while sitting on a dock? [caption id="attachment_107876" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 11 She's nailing it. Get it? Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and file that joke away for later use. Get it? I'M EN FUEGO, BABY![/caption] 12. Sure her dog already sleeps in her bed, but that's not nearly enough for this dog mom. [caption id="attachment_107877" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 12 Sweet dreams are made of this floof.[/caption] 13. This dog mom loves her babies so much she inked them onto her body permanently. [caption id="attachment_107884" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 17 "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living my puppies you'll be."[/caption] 14. This dog mom went above and beyond by baking some treats for her baby and his friends. [caption id="attachment_107880" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 14 Are milkbones baked with love? I DON'T THINK SO.[/caption] 15. Instead of throwing some serious moo-lah down on a Puppy Bjorn, this mom got thrifty. [caption id="attachment_107881" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 15 "I love watching you organize shovels, mom!"[/caption] 16. When all your friends are having babies, and you're just like: [caption id="attachment_107879" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 13 This dog mom is a true inspiration to all.[/caption] 17. Front middle center: A dog mom who GETS how to throw her dog child the party of his dreams. [caption id="attachment_107883" align="aligncenter" width="640"]dog mom 16 TBH, I'm jealous of every guest invited to attend this party.[/caption]

Hope Bobbitt

6 years ago

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