It's a wonder cheerleaders don't chant P-U-P-P-Y! to rev up a lackadaisical crowd, or telemarketers don't have the caller ID flash TINY DOG CALLING
, because 1) nothing pumps dog-lovers up more than puppies, and 2) who honestly wouldn't pick up the phone?
I suppose the only thing that could make the hairy beasts more irresistible would be to ogle their floppy ears, gangly legs, and clumsy bodies at 20x less the usual speed.
Get a load of these beautiful butterfly wing ears...
... and this big majestic fur cyclone. Like a graceful figure skater.
Just take a brief moment out of your busy schedule, inhale, watch this puppy, exhale. You can thank me later.