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weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Enjoy!
You know when you are at a dinner party and you've already discussed the unseasonably warm weather, the quality of your Trader Joe's wine, and the commute time of all of the guests? When you are sitting there sweating because you've exhausted all topics of conversation except maybe the War of 1812? People are staring, you are panicking, and this is a total nightmare. Calm down! The Dog Supreme Court has you covered. Politics, or should I say pawlitics
, is very in right now. Wow, what an exciting time to be alive!
Is the right to a pay-per-view channel solely dedicated to human sacrifice protected by the First Amendment? Granted, there is a lot to consider. But if you are hoping to win a dinner party, you better hurry up and form an opinion. Fast. Or at least steal one from that old English sheepdog. If all else fails, just act super snooty, raise your Two Buck Chuck and declare, "Well, you haven't lived until you've seen Ruth Bader Ginsburg played by a Chihuahua." That'll get 'em.
H/t via Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
Featured image via Supreme Court Dogs