Don’t bother buying flashy toys for that two-month-old pup. A puppy’s favorite chew toy? You.
1. “Mmm, taste like pigeon.”
2. “That’s right. Reach all the way back. Get them wisdom teeth.”
3. “I can’t believe you’re letting me do this.”
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4. “You can’t fool me, human. There be toes hidden in these slippers.”
5. “Bite me and I’ll bite you back.”
6. “This fence won’t protect you from my love bites.”
7. This Husky pup has graduated from toes to twigs.
8. “Keep still, human!”
9. “All your hand are belong to us.”
10. “*Sigh* Shoes. They’re just not the same as toes.”
11. Proof that Corgis’ hatred of lettuce starts at an early age.
12. Tonight on the evening news, a man’s foot is attacked by a deadly animal.
13. “*nom nom* Wait, are those feet I see over there?”
14. “Furry finger, why do you run?”
15. “My paws are small I know, but they’re not yours, they are my own.”
