The Best People My Dog Cosmo Met On Tinder

This story originally appeared in BarkPost email, the new home of BarkPost’s original articles. If you want silly stories, fascinating dog facts, cute pup pics, and puplifting stories every week, sign up at! **This post was originally written by Lori Goldman!** Online dating. It's so exhausting that I didn't even have the energy to write a full opening sentence about it. I'll be honest, my luck in the World Wide Meat Market is never that great. It's so bad that I thought that I'd do better if I were a literal dog. Unfortunately, turns out I was right. I made my dog, Cosmo, a profile on the hook-up app, Tinder, and he got more matches in one day than I got in 6 months. BUT I'M NOT JEALOUS OF MY DOG. I'm not. Honestly, it was sweet to see how many people are hankering for some doggo attention. They're craving it so much they'll allow themselves to feel like they are actually talking to a dog… and not a human woman on her second bottle of wine. 1. This dude 100% knows how to charm a dog. 2. This man had the EXACT SAME bowtie as Cosmo. 3. Someone get this girl a dog. She needs it and she knows what she's doing. It kinda went on like that for a while. Some folks have a pretty serious case of puppy love! 4. This one started out rough, but I think we really got somewhere in the end. 5. Is this guy using Tinder for marketing? I'm impressed with his persistence. Ultimately, Cosmo did not meet with any potential love interests in person, but I think he learned a lot about his worth as a pupper! Just kidding, he had no idea this was happening. Thanks for reading! And sign up for BarkPost email to get our silly stories, fascinating dog facts, cute pup pics, and puplifting stories every week!

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