15 Questions You Have When Your Dog Plays In Your Dirty Underwear

Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

June 8, 2016

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by your dog’s interest in your dirty underwear.

I know I have. Sometimes I like to dream of a world where my dog doesn’t act like I just threw a steak on the floor everytime I take off my unmentionables. I’m certainly not one to apologize for being a human woman living in temperatures pushing 80 degrees, but standing pantsless while watching your dog huff crotch-juice really makes you question your life and your choices.

1. So we’re doing this again?

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2. Why do I let you do this? Why am I so powerless to stop it?

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3. Why are you quietly growling? Don’t you know that makes it so much worse?

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4. Is the smell really that strong?

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5. Dear lord, am I asking my dog about gynecological health right now?

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6. But honest opinion– should I be eating more pineapple?

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7. Oh, that was a ridiculous question? Are you implying that I am the weirdo in this situation?!

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8. Is it crossing a boundary if I post this on Instagram? Why must you be so cute?!

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9. How is this still fun for you?

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10. Are there that many similarities between my underwear and goose poop?! Don’t answer that.

11. Can you at least throw them in the wash when you’re done?

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12. What did I do to deserve this bullying?

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13. Does this make us pheromone twins?


15. All right, what should we watch on Netflix when you’re done?

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Written by: Dr. Katy Nelson

June 8, 2016