If you’re lucky enough to live amongst dogs, there’s no doubt you’ve noticed their uncanny knack for picking up on your energy and knowing when something’s wrong. Their remedy for almost every problem is to treat the affected area or person with an endless bounty of kisses and love — and it works! Dogs are natural-born mood elevators, but maybe it’s time we return the favor. And who better to start with than these 16 hilariously heartbroken pups?
1. “Yea… dating is cool and all, but have you tasted stuffed-crust pizza?”
2. “Three weeks, five days, six hours, two minutes since Kayla left me…”
3. “Today I think I met my soulmate at the dog park, but then she saw me pooping by the swingset.”
4. “I got you bro… you don’t need no woman!”
5. “This is just like Senior Prom. But worse”
6. “Mom! How many times do I have to tell you: girls don’t LIKE the smell of soap!”
7. “I’m sure he’s just a little tied up.”
8. “So this is what it has come to. Officially a cat lady.”
9. “Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?”
10. Joe just hasn’t been the same since Shauna left him. Poor guy won’t even bark at the mailman.
11. “I’d rather have heartworms than heartbreak… at least they’re curable.”
12. “Stuck at the office, but I don’t even have a date to be late to.”
13. “She said we are never ever, ever, EVER getting back together.”
14. “I thought you said you were gonna save me a bite?”
15. “Maybe if I had thumbs, I could win over some hearts.”
16. Saturday night and Max is still going strong after fourteen episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.
17. “What do you mean I’m adopted?”