As a huge shopaholic, I’ve always loved hunting for Black Friday sales and deals. On a regular day, Remix is pretty content with hanging out at home and sleeping. However, if he knows I’m going shopping, it usually ends with me coming home to paper being ripped to shreds! It’s good to know that I’m not the only human out there with a pup that doesn’t appreciate Black Friday.
1. “If you don’t have shoes, you can’t go shopping!”
2. “Too much shopping, can’t go on.”
3. “Oops, guess I chewed one too many.”
4. “It’s only fair if I get to go Black Friday shopping, too!”
5. “I am the purse destroyer!!”
6. “This should make it harder for you to go Black Friday shopping without me!”
7. “Can’t buy anything if you don’t have your checks!”
8. “Without coffee, you won’t be able to shop for that long. Oh yes, I know you humans’ ultimate weakness.”
9. “Whatever happened to Christmas being about family, huh?”
10. “‘Nuff said.”
11.”Just don’t ask me to drive you to the mall.”
12. “The more you buy, the more pee pads for me. ;)”
13. “I might have gotten a tad carried away.”
14. “Was that Playstation 4 worth it, human? I had to make my OWN sandwiches while you were away, and looked what happened.”
15.”I saw everything you wanted to buy and decided you didn’t need it. Don’t give in to capitalistic desires. And, uh…woof woof.”
