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Sh*t Dog People Text Each Other

Written by: Claire Beaudreault

August 4, 2015

We’ve covered texts from dogs. Sexts from dogs. We’ve even got a brand-new dogs-only emoji keyboard! So what kind of texts do crazy dog people send to the humans in their lives? Here are 11 texts from fellow dog-obsessed people.

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1. Sartorial choices.

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2. If you aren’t sending drunkenly repurposed song lyrics, why are you even texting me?

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3. Tito loves.

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4. Tito poops.

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5. This pup is a HUGE Disney fan. #WheresPlutoThough

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6. This is exactly what I would reply if someone sent me this text.

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7. Tick happens.

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8. When your roommate sends out more funny pictures of your dog than you do.

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9. It’s a bird! It’s an elephant! It’s a…um…it didn’t make it onto the pad, whatever it is.

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10. New rap name: “2 Wipez”

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11. I mean he really, really likes that sushi.

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What kinds of crazy texts have you sent or gotten? 😀

Featured image via @tinywolffactory

Written by: Claire Beaudreault

August 4, 2015

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